It’s like Forrest Gump in slow motion and I’m going “Idiot, what are you doing this for?” I see the big screen and I’m like, “Oh God, that’s me.” And I’ve got a catcher’s mitt on and I’m like, “I don’t even know if it’s on the right hand…”
And I get to the botton of the mound and my brain goes, “Stop, stop.” And my feet just keep going up the mound. And everyone in the stadium goes, like this: “Ooooooh”. And I’m like, what do you mean ooooh? And no one can hear me.
And so I just went, stop, and my buddy Todd Tomczyk who’s a trainer for the Dodgers, he taught me how to pitch. I went, okay what would Todd do? It’s kinda like what would Jesus do, but what would Todd do, and I went okay, kicked the dirt, “Yeah I’m really here,” breathe, in and out, shoulders down, do the thing, twist, knee goes up and [throws].
Then my buddy caught it and I was like!
Alex on throwing the first pitch at a Dodgers game (x)
OMG he was so hilarious here and his sense of humor just makes him even sexier…*swoon*
Dr Andy eyesexing and then the clothes come off…
OMG what I would give to have that man looking at me like the way he’s looking at her…who ironically is actually Alex’s Ex-girlfriend in real life lol
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↳ Alex & The Pitch Story [The Bonnie Hunt Show, September 29th, 2009]I told ya, I’m addicted to DAT interview :) Alex and this story about pitchin’ :D The way how he showes this, how he waves hands, mimics runnin’ and pitchin’ :) All this “bro”, “sis”, “what would Jesus do” and so on :) Besides He all the time blushes, smiles, licks his down lip, makes a tongue porns - I miss Alex like this :) Relaxed, happy and crazy :) I miss you, Alex … <3
BEST FACIAL EXPRESSIONS EVER!!!!!
JUST. JUST WATCH IT.
IF I HAD A THOUSAND SHIPS, I WOULD TOTALLY LAUNCH THEM FOR YOUR FACE.
Story of the decade LMAO!!!!!! He’s so animated and his facial expressions kill me
